{"product_id":"hops-and-hazards-golf-polo","title":"Hops \u0026 Hazards Golf Polo","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAlmost respectable from forty metres. Absolutely not from two.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOlive green, scattered with wheat, hop cones and a considerable number of full steins. From across the fairway it reads as a tasteful earth-tone polo and the starter waves you through without a second glance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUp close it is very obviously a shirt about beer. That gap between the two is the entire product. \u003cstrong\u003eThis is the one for courses that take their dress code seriously\u003c\/strong\u003e — the Trojan horse of the range, and the shirt we'd hand a first-timer who's nervous about the whole idea.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eIt'll get through the pro shop\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eClub dress codes in Australia are written against uncollared tops and against clothing carrying substantial advertising slogans or offensive language. Pattern isn't mentioned, because pattern was never the problem.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRibbed collar, cut to tuck, not a single word printed anywhere on it. Olive is about as inoffensive as a colour gets, which is exactly why this one works.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eThe build\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMoisture-wicking performance polyester, light enough for a hot afternoon\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSublimated across the whole garment — sleeves and collar included, no cut-off at the seams\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrint is dyed in, so it won't crack, peel or wash pale\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThree-button placket, ribbed folded collar\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCold wash, hang dry, no iron\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSizes S to 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eSizing — worth thirty seconds\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThese run small — about two sizes under a typical Australian fit. If you wear an AU Large, order the 2XL.\u003c\/strong\u003e The knit is stretchy, so one size up is enough if you like a trim, athletic fit. Between sizes, always go up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0996\/6141\/4720\/files\/4b3ccafc-f868-4abd-990d-5d208678363d.png?v=1786690931\" alt=\"WeBogeyd size chart: runs small, go up two sizes. S fits AU XS, M fits AU S, L fits AU S–M, XL fits AU M, 2XL fits AU L, 3XL fits AU XL, 4XL fits AU 2XL.\" width=\"800\" height=\"1000\" style=\"max-width:100%;height:auto;\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePrefer it as text? Factory measurements in cm\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eShoulder\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eChest\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eLength\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eFits like AU\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eS\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e40\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e92\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e64\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eXS\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eM\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e42\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e96\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e66\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eS\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e44\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e100\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e68\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eS–M\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eXL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e47\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e106\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e70\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eM\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e2XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e112\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e72\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e3XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e52\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e118\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e74\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eXL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e4XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e54\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e124\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e76\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e2XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eMeasured flat: shoulder seam to seam, chest armpit to armpit doubled, length collar to hem. Allow 1–3cm — they're measured by hand. Full detail on the \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/size-guide\"\u003esize guide\u003c\/a\u003e, or email your usual size and we'll pick for you.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eGetting it, and sending it back if you have to\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFree shipping Australia-wide, delivered in 7–12 business days.\u003c\/strong\u003e No minimum spend. For a fixed date, order three weeks ahead. \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/shipping\"\u003eShipping details\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e30 days to send it back unworn for a refund or a swap. Faulty or wrong, postage is on us both ways. Australian Consumer Law rights unaffected. \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/returns\"\u003eReturns\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eKitting out the group\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e15% off two, 20% off four, 25% off eight or more\u003c\/strong\u003e, applied automatically. If your club is the strict sort, this is the one to put the whole four-ball in. \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/group-orders\"\u003eGroup and ambrose orders\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eReady to go louder? \u003ca href=\"\/products\/green-fees-golf-polo\"\u003eGreen Fees\u003c\/a\u003e is the same green with none of the restraint. Prefer the joke buried deeper? \u003ca href=\"\/products\/the-argyle-incident-golf-polo\"\u003eThe Argyle Incident\u003c\/a\u003e. \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/the-whole-bag\"\u003eSee all eight\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEveryone bogeys. 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