{"product_id":"liquid-handicap-golf-polo","title":"Liquid Handicap Golf Polo","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNo pattern to squint at, no joke to explain. The shirt is a beer.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAmber at the chest, gold at the hem, condensation running the whole way down and a full head of foam printed across the collar and shoulders. Nothing subtle is happening here, and that is entirely the point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt is the loudest thing we sell and it isn't close. Wear it on a hot day and accept that for the next five hours you are the entertainment. Two things reliably happen: someone photographs you on the tee, and someone asks you to send them the link on the walk in.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eIt'll get through the pro shop\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWorth saying plainly, because people assume this one won't: it will. Dress codes ban uncollared tops and clothing carrying substantial advertising slogans or offensive language. This is a collared shirt with a picture on it and no text whatsoever — no brewery, no brand, no words.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou may still get a look. A look is not a rule.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eThe build\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMoisture-wicking performance polyester built for a 34-degree Saturday\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSublimated edge to edge, the gradient carried through sleeves and collar without a seam break\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDye lives in the fibre, so the amber can't crack, peel or go chalky\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThree-button placket, ribbed folded collar\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCold machine wash, hang dry, no ironing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSizes S to 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eSizing — worth thirty seconds\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThese run small — about two sizes under a typical Australian fit. If you wear an AU Large, order the 2XL.\u003c\/strong\u003e The knit is stretchy, so one size up is enough if you like a trim, athletic fit — though a gradient print is less forgiving than a scattered one if it's pulling tight. Between sizes, always go up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0996\/6141\/4720\/files\/4b3ccafc-f868-4abd-990d-5d208678363d.png?v=1786690931\" alt=\"WeBogeyd size chart: runs small, go up two sizes. S fits AU XS, M fits AU S, L fits AU S–M, XL fits AU M, 2XL fits AU L, 3XL fits AU XL, 4XL fits AU 2XL.\" width=\"800\" height=\"1000\" style=\"max-width:100%;height:auto;\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePrefer it as text? Factory measurements in cm\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eShoulder\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eChest\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eLength\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eFits like AU\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eS\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e40\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e92\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e64\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eXS\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eM\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e42\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e96\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e66\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eS\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e44\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e100\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e68\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eS–M\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eXL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e47\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e106\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e70\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eM\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e2XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e112\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e72\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e3XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e52\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e118\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e74\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eXL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e4XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e54\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e124\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e76\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e2XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eMeasured flat: shoulder seam to seam, chest armpit to armpit doubled, length collar to hem. Allow 1–3cm — they're measured by hand. Full detail on the \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/size-guide\"\u003esize guide\u003c\/a\u003e, or email your usual size and we'll pick for you.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eGetting it, and sending it back if you have to\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFree shipping Australia-wide, delivered in 7–12 business days.\u003c\/strong\u003e No minimum spend. Fixed date? Three weeks. \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/shipping\"\u003eShipping details\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e30 days to return it unworn for a refund or a swap. Faulty or wrong item, postage both ways is on us. Australian Consumer Law rights unaffected. \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/returns\"\u003eReturns\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eKitting out the group\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e15% off two, 20% off four, 25% off eight or more\u003c\/strong\u003e, applied automatically. A word of advice: one of these per group. Four is not a bit, it's a hazard. \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/group-orders\"\u003eGroup and ambrose orders\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eToo much? \u003ca href=\"\/products\/beverage-cart-vip-golf-polo\"\u003eBeverage Cart VIP\u003c\/a\u003e is the same idea with the volume down. \u003ca href=\"\/products\/clubhouse-pilsner-golf-polo\"\u003eClubhouse Pilsner\u003c\/a\u003e is the polite end of the shelf. \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/the-whole-bag\"\u003eSee all eight\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEveryone bogeys. 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