Your game isn't getting better.
But your shirt can. Funny golf polos that are still club legal — loud beer prints for the four million Australians who play, and the 3.9 million of us who aren't much good at it.
Free shipping Australia-wide•
15% off when you buy two•
Club-legal — we checked•
Sizes S–4XL•
Everyone bogeys•
Free shipping Australia-wide•
15% off when you buy two•
Club-legal — we checked•
Sizes S–4XL•
Everyone bogeys•
Free shipping Australia-wide•
15% off when you buy two•
Club-legal — we checked•
Sizes S–4XL•
Everyone bogeys•
Club-Legal
Collared, tuckable, not a word printed on it. Your captain has nothing to work with.
Free AU Shipping
Every order, no minimum spend. Delivered in 7–12 business days.
The Mulligan
Everyone gets one. 30 days to send it back, no argument.
Sizes XS–3XL
Golf is not a sport with one body type. Most novelty gear stops at 2XL.
The bit nobody else tells you
Loud enough to get noticed. Clean enough to get through the pro shop.
Australian club dress codes are written against two things: uncollared tops, and clothing carrying substantial advertising slogans or offensive language. They say nothing at all about pattern, because pattern was never the problem.
So ours have a proper ribbed collar and a cut long enough to tuck. No brand names, no slogans, no words anywhere on the garment. A pattern — not a punchline written across your chest.
Automatic at checkout - no code required
Golf is not an individual sport.
Neither is buying the shirts. Bucks weekend, corporate day, charity ambrose - the more of you there are, the less each one costs.
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Two-Ball
10%
$45.00 each — $90.00 total
You and one mate. Or you twice, because you couldn't decide.
Most popular
Four-Ball
15%
$42.50 each — $170.00 total
The whole group. Pick different designs — coordinate, don't uniform.
Out in the wild
Straight from the group chat.
No studio, no stylist, no lighting rig, nobody posing for anyone. This is what the shirts actually look like on a Saturday - on real bodies, XS through 3XL.
Tag us and you will end up here
Built properly
A real performance polo that happens to be covered in beer.
Moisture-wicking performance polyester, sublimated edge to edge so the pattern runs across the sleeves and collar without cutting off at the seams. The colour is dyed into the fibre, so there is nothing on the surface to crack or peel. Three-button placket, ribbed collar, sizes XS to 3XL — cut with real room for a bigger frame.
Sizing runs slim — order one size up. We put that here rather than quietly absorbing the returns.
Group & ambrose orders
Golf has quietly become the bucks party.
Corporate days, charity ambrose, bucks weekends. Cheaper per head than custom embroidery, no setup fee, and nobody has to wear the sponsor's logo.
Up to 15% off, applied automatically at checkout, and shipping is free on every order. Delivered in 7–12 business days — give it three weeks ahead of the date and we'll sort the rest.
Straight answers
The questions you would actually ask.
Will they actually let me wear this at my club?
Almost certainly. Australian dress codes restrict uncollared tops and clothing carrying substantial advertising slogans or offensive language — not patterns. Ours are collared, tuckable and carry no text whatsoever. If your club is the strict sort, check with the pro shop, but we built the range specifically to pass.
What size should I order?
One size up from your usual Australian fit. If you wear a Large in an Aussie or European brand, take the XL. Between sizes, always go up. Every product page carries full chest and body measurements in centimetres.
How much is shipping, and how long does it take?
Free anywhere in Australia, on every order, with no minimum spend. Delivery is 7–12 business days — we ship direct from our production partners rather than running stock through a distributor and a retail markup, which is why the price is $50 and the postage is nothing. Needed for a specific date? Order three weeks out.
Will it be see-through, or smell after a hot round?
No to both. It's an opaque performance knit, not a jersey mesh — that includes the pale colourways. Polyester moves sweat rather than soaking it up, so it dries fast. Wash it cold after a hot day and it comes up clean.
What if it turns up and it's wrong?
You get a mulligan. 30 days to send it back unworn for a refund or a swap. If it's faulty or not what you ordered, we cover postage both ways and you don't need to argue about it. None of this reduces your rights under the Australian Consumer Law.
Can I get the whole group into these?
Yes, and it works out cheaper per head than custom embroidery. 10% off two, applied automatically at checkout with no code to remember. Our advice: pick two or three designs across the group rather than putting everyone in the same shirt.