Liquid Handicap Golf Polo
All-over print golf polo
Liquid Handicap Golf Polo
Buy 2, save 15%. Buy 4, save 20%. Buy 8, save 25%. Applied automatically at checkout — no code to remember.
Runs slim — order one size up. Wear a Large normally? Take the XL. Full measurements in cm
- Free shipping Australia-wide — delivered in 7–12 business days
- The Mulligan Guarantee — 30 days, no argument
- Club-legal — collared, tuckable, no slogans
- Sizes S–4XL — golf isn't a one-body-type sport
Shipped direct, free anywhere in Australia with no minimum spend. Delivered in 7–12 business days. Buying for a fixed date? Give it three weeks to be safe.
No pattern to squint at, no joke to explain. The shirt is a beer.
Amber at the chest, gold at the hem, condensation running the whole way down and a full head of foam printed across the collar and shoulders. Nothing subtle is happening here, and that is entirely the point.
It is the loudest thing we sell and it isn't close. Wear it on a hot day and accept that for the next five hours you are the entertainment. Two things reliably happen: someone photographs you on the tee, and someone asks you to send them the link on the walk in.
It'll get through the pro shop
Worth saying plainly, because people assume this one won't: it will. Dress codes ban uncollared tops and clothing carrying substantial advertising slogans or offensive language. This is a collared shirt with a picture on it and no text whatsoever — no brewery, no brand, no words.
You may still get a look. A look is not a rule.
The build
- Moisture-wicking performance polyester built for a 34-degree Saturday
- Sublimated edge to edge, the gradient carried through sleeves and collar without a seam break
- Dye lives in the fibre, so the amber can't crack, peel or go chalky
- Three-button placket, ribbed folded collar
- Cold machine wash, hang dry, no ironing
- Sizes S to 4XL
Sizing — worth thirty seconds
These run small — about two sizes under a typical Australian fit. If you wear an AU Large, order the 2XL. The knit is stretchy, so one size up is enough if you like a trim, athletic fit — though a gradient print is less forgiving than a scattered one if it's pulling tight. Between sizes, always go up.
Prefer it as text? Factory measurements in cm
| Size | Shoulder | Chest | Length | Fits like AU |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| S | 40 | 92 | 64 | XS |
| M | 42 | 96 | 66 | S |
| L | 44 | 100 | 68 | S–M |
| XL | 47 | 106 | 70 | M |
| 2XL | 50 | 112 | 72 | L |
| 3XL | 52 | 118 | 74 | XL |
| 4XL | 54 | 124 | 76 | 2XL |
Measured flat: shoulder seam to seam, chest armpit to armpit doubled, length collar to hem. Allow 1–3cm — they're measured by hand. Full detail on the size guide, or email your usual size and we'll pick for you.
Getting it, and sending it back if you have to
Free shipping Australia-wide, delivered in 7–12 business days. No minimum spend. Fixed date? Three weeks. Shipping details.
30 days to return it unworn for a refund or a swap. Faulty or wrong item, postage both ways is on us. Australian Consumer Law rights unaffected. Returns.
Kitting out the group
15% off two, 20% off four, 25% off eight or more, applied automatically. A word of advice: one of these per group. Four is not a bit, it's a hazard. Group and ambrose orders.
Too much? Beverage Cart VIP is the same idea with the volume down. Clubhouse Pilsner is the polite end of the shelf. See all eight.
Everyone bogeys. Dress like it.
Straight answers
The questions you would actually ask.
Will they actually let me wear this at my club?
Almost certainly. Australian dress codes restrict uncollared tops and offensive slogans or advertising — not patterns. Ours is collared, tuckable and carries no words whatsoever. If your club is unusually strict, check with the pro shop, but we built the range specifically to pass.
What size should I order?
One size up from your usual Australian fit. If you wear a Large in an Aussie or European brand, take the XL. Between sizes, always go up. Full chest and body-length measurements in centimetres are in the description above and on our size guide.
How long does delivery take?
7–12 business days, delivered. Free Australia-wide. These are made to order and shipped direct, which is exactly why you're paying $69.95 rather than the $135 the American brands charge for identical construction. If you need them for a specific date, give it three weeks — most orders land well inside that, but you want the buffer.
Will it be see-through, or smell after a hot round?
No to both. It's an opaque performance knit, not a jersey mesh. Polyester moves sweat rather than absorbing it, so it dries fast — wash it cold after a hot day and it comes up clean, same as any performance polo.
What if it turns up and it's wrong?
You get a mulligan. 30 days to send it back unworn for a refund or a swap. If it's faulty or not what you ordered, we cover postage both ways and you don't need to argue about it. None of this reduces your rights under the Australian Consumer Law.