Hops & Hazards Golf Polo
All-over print golf polo
Hops & Hazards Golf Polo
Buy 2, save 15%. Buy 4, save 20%. Buy 8, save 25%. Applied automatically at checkout — no code to remember.
Runs slim — order one size up. Wear a Large normally? Take the XL. Full measurements in cm
- Free shipping Australia-wide — delivered in 7–12 business days
- The Mulligan Guarantee — 30 days, no argument
- Club-legal — collared, tuckable, no slogans
- Sizes S–4XL — golf isn't a one-body-type sport
Shipped direct, free anywhere in Australia with no minimum spend. Delivered in 7–12 business days. Buying for a fixed date? Give it three weeks to be safe.
Almost respectable from forty metres. Absolutely not from two.
Olive green, scattered with wheat, hop cones and a considerable number of full steins. From across the fairway it reads as a tasteful earth-tone polo and the starter waves you through without a second glance.
Up close it is very obviously a shirt about beer. That gap between the two is the entire product. This is the one for courses that take their dress code seriously — the Trojan horse of the range, and the shirt we'd hand a first-timer who's nervous about the whole idea.
It'll get through the pro shop
Club dress codes in Australia are written against uncollared tops and against clothing carrying substantial advertising slogans or offensive language. Pattern isn't mentioned, because pattern was never the problem.
Ribbed collar, cut to tuck, not a single word printed anywhere on it. Olive is about as inoffensive as a colour gets, which is exactly why this one works.
The build
- Moisture-wicking performance polyester, light enough for a hot afternoon
- Sublimated across the whole garment — sleeves and collar included, no cut-off at the seams
- Print is dyed in, so it won't crack, peel or wash pale
- Three-button placket, ribbed folded collar
- Cold wash, hang dry, no iron
- Sizes S to 4XL
Sizing — worth thirty seconds
These run small — about two sizes under a typical Australian fit. If you wear an AU Large, order the 2XL. The knit is stretchy, so one size up is enough if you like a trim, athletic fit. Between sizes, always go up.
Prefer it as text? Factory measurements in cm
| Size | Shoulder | Chest | Length | Fits like AU |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| S | 40 | 92 | 64 | XS |
| M | 42 | 96 | 66 | S |
| L | 44 | 100 | 68 | S–M |
| XL | 47 | 106 | 70 | M |
| 2XL | 50 | 112 | 72 | L |
| 3XL | 52 | 118 | 74 | XL |
| 4XL | 54 | 124 | 76 | 2XL |
Measured flat: shoulder seam to seam, chest armpit to armpit doubled, length collar to hem. Allow 1–3cm — they're measured by hand. Full detail on the size guide, or email your usual size and we'll pick for you.
Getting it, and sending it back if you have to
Free shipping Australia-wide, delivered in 7–12 business days. No minimum spend. For a fixed date, order three weeks ahead. Shipping details.
30 days to send it back unworn for a refund or a swap. Faulty or wrong, postage is on us both ways. Australian Consumer Law rights unaffected. Returns.
Kitting out the group
15% off two, 20% off four, 25% off eight or more, applied automatically. If your club is the strict sort, this is the one to put the whole four-ball in. Group and ambrose orders.
Ready to go louder? Green Fees is the same green with none of the restraint. Prefer the joke buried deeper? The Argyle Incident. See all eight.
Everyone bogeys. Dress like it.
Straight answers
The questions you would actually ask.
Will they actually let me wear this at my club?
Almost certainly. Australian dress codes restrict uncollared tops and offensive slogans or advertising — not patterns. Ours is collared, tuckable and carries no words whatsoever. If your club is unusually strict, check with the pro shop, but we built the range specifically to pass.
What size should I order?
One size up from your usual Australian fit. If you wear a Large in an Aussie or European brand, take the XL. Between sizes, always go up. Full chest and body-length measurements in centimetres are in the description above and on our size guide.
How long does delivery take?
7–12 business days, delivered. Free Australia-wide. These are made to order and shipped direct, which is exactly why you're paying $69.95 rather than the $135 the American brands charge for identical construction. If you need them for a specific date, give it three weeks — most orders land well inside that, but you want the buffer.
Will it be see-through, or smell after a hot round?
No to both. It's an opaque performance knit, not a jersey mesh. Polyester moves sweat rather than absorbing it, so it dries fast — wash it cold after a hot day and it comes up clean, same as any performance polo.
What if it turns up and it's wrong?
You get a mulligan. 30 days to send it back unworn for a refund or a swap. If it's faulty or not what you ordered, we cover postage both ways and you don't need to argue about it. None of this reduces your rights under the Australian Consumer Law.